Everybody Poops!
I hope you know that by know.
Every living thing on this planet poops!
Even the Pope does and so is the President of the United States.
Even Great Minds like Einstein, Hawking and Newton did.
And so were Notorious Men like Napoleon, Hitler and Hannibal.
Add FDR, JFK or Alfred Nobel, Nelson Mandela and Dubya.
Beautiful Ladies surely do their confessions inside the Loo, too like J.Lo, Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba, Charlize Theron
and Catherine Zeta- Jones just to name a few.
Name me a person who doesn’t poop and I’ll tell you right away in no uncertain terms that Paris Hilton‘s
fart smells like French perfume!
Just like them- YOU and ME like everyone else;
We all poop the same for we all belong in the poop race.
It’s the great equalizer, poople!
Most of us like to poop...
There is no other greater feeling than a well- deserved poop in the morning. Some like it in the afternoon while
others do it in the evening.
It doesn’t really matter what time you wan to poop for it will always end up the same- A BIG, really BIG relief!
This website was conceived in the comforts of the John. While sitting in the cold porcelain bowl, thinking and contemplating
ala Rodin’s “The Thinker“, I realized the importance of the great poop and decided to pay homage to that
venerable end- product of our digestive system come hell or high water.
This website is in a perpetual state of evacuation and evolutuon-- for just like the poop we will always be around
and upgrading this for the better in order to satisfy you all poop-fools!
Poop- lovers of the world UNITE!!
We will accept submissions on everything about the “Poop“- Pictures, stories, poems, essays and articles are
welcome and contributors will not be paid but will be acknowledged when their contribution is posted on the website.
In closing, just remember that when you're inside the Toilet, do what you have to do--
Just poop it!
And to paraphrase that famous Greek Restaurant greeting,
POOPAH!
Fe Ces
The Chairman and CEO
Bowel Movement Society
Planet Poop
